156 I Taught the Teacher 我教老师

外国人讲:

Mother asked her little boy:“Darling,what did the teacher teach you today?”

“Nothing,Mum.”answered the son proudly, “instead,she asked me how much one plus two was,and I told her three.”

1proudly['praʊdlΙ]adv.得意洋洋地

2instead[Ιn'sted]adv.代替

3ask[aːsk]v.

4tell[tel]v.告诉

中国人讲:

母亲问她年幼的儿子:“宝贝,今天老师教了你些什么?”

儿子骄傲地说:“什么都没教,妈妈。她反倒问我1加2等于几,我告诉她等于3。”